Zitate, Sprüche & Aphorismen auf Englisch
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Woody Allen
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
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Woody Allen
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Woody Allen
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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Woody Allen
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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Woody Allen
My brain? It's my second favourite organ.
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Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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Woody Allen
On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Woody Allen
Sex without love is an empty experience. But, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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Woody Allen
That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
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Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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Woody Allen
The only difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.
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Woody Allen
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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Woody Allen
You use sex to express every emotion except love.
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Franz Alt
We have per capita of the world's population more explosives than foodstuffs.
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Peter Altenberg
Only those are afraid of happiness who think that happiness can be made to last for ever.
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Peter Altenberg
The small things in life make up for "big events". That is their value, if we can only grasp it.
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Altes Testament: 2. Buch Samuel
He that ruleth over men must be just, ruling in the fear of God. And he shall be as the light of the morning, when the sun riseth, even a morning without clouds: as the tender grass springing out of the earth by clear shining after rain.