Zitate, Sprüche & Aphorismen auf Englisch
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Frederick Allen
Committee-a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
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Frederick Allen
Hollywood - where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
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Frederick Allen
Hush little bright line, don't you cry, you'll be a cliché by and by.
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Frederick Allen
I have also thought about calling a conference, since a conference is a gathering of important people, who, singly, can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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Frederick Allen
I have returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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Frederick Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Frederick Allen
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
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Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'.
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Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
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Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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Woody Allen
I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work . . . I want to achieve it through not dying.
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Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating in the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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Woody Allen
I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enought to find your way around Chinatown.
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Woody Allen
If I believed in reincarnation, I'd come back as a sponge.
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Woody Allen
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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Woody Allen
If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
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Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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Woody Allen
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.